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MEET VIDA

Vida is a highly experienced and gifted spiritual counselor, medium, and elder who has devoted her life to serving and helping others through her skills and abilities. She has honed her talent over the years and has become a well-known figure in the spiritual community. Her readings are highly sought after and are known to be transformative and enlightening. Vida also offers an array of merchandise that complements her spiritual practice and encourages her clients to continue their personal growth journey outside of their sessions. She is highly respected and loved for her compassionate and nurturing approach towards her clients, and her genuine desire to help others.

 

Welcome to The Almighty Pineapple! The name has always been a source of humor, reflecting Vida’s core belief that spirituality is a deeply personal journey. We respect everyone's beliefs, and we don't aim to impose our own. When new clients join us, they sometimes worry that we might push our traditions onto them. To put everyone at ease, Vida uses humor. She says, "I don't care if you believe in God, the goddess, Buddha, Allah , a chocolate dragon, or The Almighty Pineapple !" Laughter has the power to heal, and as Vida describes The Almighty Pineapple, as a little pineapple with sunglasses on with little hands and feet, people can't help but chuckle. If believing in The Almighty Pineapple takes you to new spiritual heights, then all hail The Almighty Pineapple! Our unique journey with this symbol began as a joke but turned into something more as Vida became known as the "pineapple lady." So, here we are, The Almighty Pineapple, embracing the journey and the laughter that comes with it.

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    Vida Thank you for your help as always. I wanted to give you a review on my Lots of Love pendant. I wear it almost every day for myself and especially when I work. I’m working in a Haitian-Creole neighborhood and every day at work someone is asking about my pendant. I told a lot of the women that the pendants are pre-order and I offer your IG since you’re public now. Men will mention my necklace and bring it up in conversation which is hilarious to me. Someone told me yesterday that this is the necklace ‘to get them all hooked.’ And I laughed for a lot longer than necessary.

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    Vida, I’m really grateful for our talk today and how she took extra time and didn’t rush our conversation. Her intuition regarding me and my life was spot on. As my day progressed, I felt more energetic and awake, more confident when I spoke to others, and more talkative in general. I just wanted to say thank you so much for today.

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    Money Mojo Testimonial Before I went on vacation I say I had to pay about $2,500 to finish my student costs and tuition. I got your envelope just over a week ago, and even before I got it I received an extra $3,000 from financial aid CARES for school. When I went to pay it off today, my account said I only had to pay $1,100. So I paid it off with some extra money left over. On top of that I was also laid $200 for a sale I made and another $500 is coming my way. You truly have brought relief and peace in a time when I needed it.

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    I just wanted to say thank you again for our session yesterday. After we hung up, I felt an overwhelming sense of peace that I hadn’t felt in a very long time. You helped me release the guilt I had held on to for over 4 years from my best friends death. You reminded me that healers need healing too and that’s ok. I can not thank you enough for all you did. It was truly, truly life changing and it reminded me of why I got into doing spiritual work myself and how therapeutic it is. The icing on the cake was that the transformation pendant I ordered came in the mail today and I just know in my heart good things (and a new apartment!) is on the way. Thank you from the bottom of my heart. Looking forward to speaking to you again soon!

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    Its long overdue but I am called to leave a testimonial for the divine work that Vida does. I had been Vida before and she was amazing, I was bowled over and thought "this lady is the real deal". Fast forward to April of 2021, Vida did a reading for me me that was literally transformational. Vida's message was delivered with stern love and personal affirmation (she is okay with sharing her own lived experiences that resonate) about examples I was setting for the young eyes of my daughter who was/is closely watching me for signs about love and what it means to be a woman in relationship. Vida spoke life into me and gave me some hard truths about a life situation that was negatively changing me and her reading literally had me do an about face with the way I was handling the matter. Based on our session I went forth a little afraid but brave enough to take the first steps that ultimately led to an abundance of life changing blessings. For the first time in a long time both myself and my child are truly truly happy and able to fully feel and receive all of God's blessings in our lives. Vida is not for everyone and that's okay, but if you want a practitioner who will tell you what you need to hear and not what you want to hear then she is the practitioner for you. Vida also exercises her judgement by NOT telling you things that are not necessary for you to know. I am truly thankful to Vida for sharing her gift with those who are open and willing to receive it.

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    I really enjoyed this workshop series so much! The breakdown was simple and straightforward and I did enjoy the exercises when I was able to do them. Was very surprised about the clairaudience ability coming up, but not surprised about the claircognizance and the clairsentience/empath abilities. This cleared up a lot of things for me and also reminded me that I need to be consistent with grounding and not doubting myself when I pick up on things where ever I’m at. So here’s to not poking at everything and being more accepting of what’s presented to me.

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    I've been wanting to write this testimonial for a few weeks now. I usually use the flower power and protection sprays daily. The last Saturday in January, the day before our big snow storm here in the tri-state area I was about to pick up my kids for a trip to my sister's house. My drive was about 2 hours so as I sprayed the protection spray on myself and in my head I said please protect me and my children on our trip. We filled up at the gas station and right before getting onto the highway I heard a terrible noise. I asked my kids if they knew what that noise was. As I proceeded through a light the noise got worse. I decided to pull over at a quick check before entering the turnpike to inspect the car. There was a metal rod that somehow punctured through my rear mud flap.It was stuck and was also rubbing onto my tire, appearing to have punctured the tire but luckily it did not. I had a difficult time pulling the metal rod from the mud flap and couldn't believe that I was seeing a 3 foot rod that could have caused so much damage if I was going a fast speed. I thanked spirit and everyone else I could think of lol. I'm so grateful and definetly attributed it to the spray. It has been used Everyday that I leave the house. I am confident in your services and products and ordered more so that I would not run out. Thank you so much! Much love.

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    So I have been meaning to send you a message about this for a few weeks now. I wanted to share something that happened. So I bought a few of the Littles Cross Protection Keychains. One I put in my daughters backpack. And the others I have on me or leave in my car. I have always liked having a cross on me. Anyways, my dad (87 years old) had a total freak accident at the end of September. He almost ran himself over with his car and ultimately was pinned under the car against the curb. He got up and walked away from the accident. None of us really knowing the magnitud of what had really just happened since he had gotten up and walked. After much begging, he went to the hospital, only for us to find out that he had fractured 9+ ribs, his sternum, broken bones in his back, an extremely bruised hip, and had internal bleeding. He was rushed from one hospital to another to have emergency surgery to stop the bleeding. Again, he is 87 years old. So we were preparing ourselves for the worst. I share all of these details with you, because outside of our house, where the accident took place, right next to his car on the ground, was ones of the crosses from Littles protection Keychains. We found it a few days later. We hadn't seen him or really been able to speak with him because of Covid and hospital rules. We were really down and worried about him. Lets just say my mom was stunned when she found it, she had not seen the cross before and thought it was a sign. She immediately believed that something was protecting him and showed it to me. I explained where I had gotten it. And truly no idea how it ended up over there. Maybe out of my daughter's backpack? Maybe out of the car? I dont know but felt it right away when I saw it. I cant explain the feeling that I felt, but I saw it, and knew that everything would work out okay.10 days later he was home. Needing lots of help. But slowly but surely he is now walking on his own. Uses a walker for security. And really very independent again. His doctors are in awe with his recovery and his strength. We took the cross and put it next to our alter with La Virgen de la Caridad. Oshun.I wanted to share that with you and really just say thank you. I really truly believe he had something protecting him. And that protection keychain played a big part in that. Thank you and blessings to you, your family and especially to Littles for her protection Keychain!

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    This pendant has helped me stay focused, activated my throat, upper chakras and my heart. I feel that I have gained my power back in all areas of my life. SItuations that normally would cause me to react in one way is the old me. Its barely been 3 weeks. My intuition and dream state has been more vivid....and I take time to journal when I remember. No room for indecision and success comes daily in various ways as I complete tasks on time. There is no hesitation in saying or preserving my energy and maintaining my self care. I love and know that all of the products that I have purchased have served me well and I will continue to support you. Thank you so much for all that you assist me with. I look forward to doing a reading with you. VIda.....you are an amazing soul and Im blessed to have you in my world. Blessings and love to you, your family and your incredible lineage!!!!!!

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    Vidaaaaa, I’m really going to miss seeing you every Friday. Going into our sessions i was like ohh damn she’s going to read me to filth lol, but it wasn’t even like that. Looking back throughout this time spent I’ve seen so much growth & unconditional love for myself. Thank you for always being honest and sharing parts of yourself that reminded me that shit were all still human no matter how spiritual we are. These 12 weeks have really helped me shift out of the fears I was creating for myself which had me stuck. Today I can say that I’m not afraid of what’s coming next because I love myself & my guides to know that things happen with trust and divine timing. I’m always protected. I totally forgot to mention that I also ordered my business cards!!!! So you know I’m out here trying to do the damn thing. While I didn’t keep up with all of my homework as you know. The One,Two Combo and talking to my spiritual team every day has really been a blessing, and seeing my growth has been something that I still can’t put into words. This love thy self package came right on time. I’m eternally grateful for you & my Sag moon is smiling. I love you & I’ll be booking some services in a few months. I got my candle today and it smells divine!

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    I've also participated on several community rituals. The last one felt like it didn't apply to me, but after my Akashic records reading and the pendant, I have noticed how I have been taking on other people's problems and not focusing on myself. I was the type to always help others before myself, I wasn't aware how I was still doing that, emotionally, after receiving guidance and your pendant. OVERALL, THANK YOU MAMA VIDA FOR OFFERING YOUR SERVICES, PRACTICES, LOVE, GUIDANCE, AND GIFTS TO ALL OF US. I promise none of it goes unnoticed.

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    I just finished watching the card of the day as if the reading I received from you this morning wasn't enough. It resonated with me and aligned with everything we spoke about earlier and the work I need to do to get right with spirit. I know I cried most of the reading, so forgive me, but it was just like you read me and saw me for who I indeed am. I immediately took a nap after we spoke because it was a lot to sit with. The crazy thing is this reading wasn't the first time I had the opportunity to feel the magic that you are. Throughout the last two months, I watched the card of the days, signed up for the last two community rituals, and even purchased some mojo envelopes and the transformation pendant. Now let me tell you something not only were the card of the days always resonating with me and the community rituals genuinely showing me what I needed to see. But this transformation pendant though, POWERFUL! The day I received it along with the mojo envelopes, I got emails for two job interviews. Mind you, I was furloughed in April and had been job searching since then, and it was radio silent. I'm now at the final stage of interviews and truly feel like one of these will be the job for me. This pendant has also shown me how strong the words I say out loud, and manifest can quickly come into fruition. My little sister even got it and immediately said she could feel the energetic pull. I can't say it enough, but thank you! Your honesty and vulnerability have shown me that I'm able to get honest, open, and be with my higher self! I know this is such a long message, but I had to share it with you! I'm going to run back to my notes now to try and remember every step on how to pray + meditate. Ohh and I can't forget to do the homework you gave me.

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    Mama Vida I want to express my gratitude for confirming and clarifying so much in my recent reading. Initially I was apprehensive due to prior negative experiences but once you spoke I was at ease, it felt like a friend who truly sought to help me in my journey. It's no wonder my team led me to you! You gave me insight on things I need to work on to manifest my healing and blessings. There were things I felt in my spirit and I didn't know why but after speaking with you it all made sense. I've dealt with other readers who are all doom and gloom, that never gave me any sense of direction or how I may work on myself. You on the other hand affirmed and explained how I could consistently utilize my abilities to spiritually level up. I've never had that before and felt so much peace after we spoke. I appreciate the honesty, gentleness and humility in which you conduct readings and really all the messages you share. Thank you for being a part of my journey and providing guidance when I need it. I look forward to continuously learning and maturing on this path and will recommend you to anybody who truly seeks guidance and needs more than a run of the mill basic reading. Much love, respect, peace and blessings. 💜👑

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    I hope your weekend is going well. Thank you so much for the community ritual last night.You are truly gifted! I woke up at 4:30AM because I literally felt my body tingling. Not sure if this makes sense, but the only way I can describe the sensation is that I felt my body changing on a cellular level. I was fully conscious but still in a dream state at the same time. I got so many intuitive hits about people in my life and next steps for a business idea. After some time, I eventually drifted back to sleep. When I woke up, I felt called to cleanse my entire home, take a spiritual bath, and start working on my business plan. Spirit truly works through you. Thank you for sharing your gifts with the collective.

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    Hi Vida, I bought your pendant with not much expectations because truly even through this pandemic I been blessed. I Bought it months ago. I didn't wear it for a while, then this Corona Broke out and I wore it for protection and whatever transformational blessing it would bring me. Well here goes my testimony!!! A month after wearing it. My husband and I were starting IVF. I was supposed to start on Monday the daily shots, and the day before, I was supposed to start.. I found out I was pregnant. After 3 yrs of trying and a miscarriage last year. We are finally having a baby!!! Your pendant has transformed my life for sure. Thank you sooo much!!!!

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    Ok! This one was it! This is has been my fourth community ritual and honestly the last two were so difficult and so depressing in its realism I couldn’t even write about them lol. But I understand now. For the good to come, you have to dig deep and dredge shit up no matter how brutally honest it is. So I was thrown into preverbal the fire pit and rose from the ashes someone different. And what a sound sleep I had. Holy Moley! Mija, even the people around me lightened up! And paid me compliments! I was in shock - I was finally recognized for what I do on a day to day basis without so much as a thank you. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not about people blowing smoke up your butt but it’s super nice to be acknowledged. A person once wrote in a testimonial of yours that it takes a few of these before it starts to kick in and now I see what she meant!

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    I would like to say that your posts have always resonated with me since is began following you a few years ago but now the messages you have for the collective hit even harder now. I am aware of my guides and so grateful of them watching over me, making sure I'll be ok. This whole situation the world is going through really pushed me to tell myself I need to give them more of me than I have lately, I can do better. I am tired, we are all tired. I am one if the very lucky people to still live a semi-normal routine. I drive to work and back home so I am still leaving my house, grateful to still enjoy air outside of 4 walls. It's helped me cope. I am so excited to have received my order on Friday. My intuition led me to purchase palo santo, sage some bath bombs and a pendant from you. All I can say is WOW. The energy is unexplainable. All I can think of saying is the word STRONG. So far I've used everything except the bath bombs - I feel it's not the time to use them JUST yet. But the sage and palo santo was like a smack in the face and a kick in the butt for me 🤣😂🤣😂 Kind of like when our loved ones with the best intentions give us advice and say "SEE?? I 👏TOLD👏 YOU👏 SO!!" It was a reminder that these forces are HERE with us, ALWAYS. One thing is hearing it from you, but another is FEELING it. I needed that. I meditated before using them as well. As far as the pendant goes. I started getting acquainted and asking simple questions to get the feel of the movements "yes" "no" etc. Afterwards I felt dizzy, but it was a different kind of dizziness, not sure how to explain it. Since Friday, I have been trying to get acquainted to the energy, it's an energy that is so soothing and has brought so much peace into my mind, soul, body and environment in just these last days. Today, I understand why I was led to do all of these steps to get in tune with my own spirit guides. It was to prepare me for an unforeseen decision at work. I just found out I am being furloughed, it's tough news to deal with but I heard a voice tell me I was going to be ok and to not throw all that worry on myself. I actually cried, not because of the bad news, but because I felt a sense of relief and calm as if my own body and inner self was saying "Thank you for that reassurance." I'm starting to pay attention to thoughts and ideas that come in to my mind like a random flash and I know it's them. ❤You always communicate with us and tell us how we're so much in our own heads and how we take unnecessary burdens upon us and the importance of setting boundaries. And also, try to separate ourselves from our own egos. Another message I've been getting in these "flash ideas" is the word "community." This is why I am writing to you, I understand we are always going through our own shit, but you, you are one of the most powerful woman I have interacted with and as part as the Almighty Pineapple posse, thank you and spirit for always being there for us. We may not always like or listen closely to the messages channeled by spirit through you, but when it hits and connects, it feel like a full circle. Again, thank you for your service.